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NUTTY NEWZ 20080821...
Aug 21, 2008 | 3:38 AM
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...all the newz fit to be made up. -originally posted on my web site 20080821 midnite.-

 

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The idea to reconsider the drinking age has taken a weird twist as when tested in several colleges and universities the so called young "adults" had no problem playing the role of the curious college student but when trying to do responsibility tests no one wanted to be the designated driver, hence a new study is being tested that of how to do your college work without leaving the bar or going to ones dorm.

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Due to the recent economic backsliding from what might be categorized as irresponsible use of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac the Frumpy Moe has been created. It will be used when you apply for a government loan and instead of receiving conformation or denial one gets an "its in the mail" or "not this week" loan response for several years till one figures to get creative and generate their own wealth.

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Due to recent complaints of back pain from amateur athletes at the Olympics a study was done to see if the back pain came from the polluted air causing the body to over stress or from furniture that might not be good posture friendly.  But after noticing that the back pains came after the athlete finished their events then it was pin pointed that only medal winner suffered more back pain. Further studies eventually discovered it was the medals Lead weight content that caused stress on their backs.

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The Chinese government has stated as a gesture of goodwill they will include a symbolic 4th place medal and call it the Lead Medal...and it will be handed out to those whom finish from 4th to 50th place.

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McCain has selected Rudy Giuliani to be vice president of the local chapter of the McCain fan club.

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An inflatable display to look like doggy do caused a big stink when it as blown downwind away from the area for its legal display, in an under related story what was thought to be the ginormous matching pooper scooper was thought to have been also blown along but it as really the parliament / politicians building.
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I'm 5'3 weigh 115lbs and if i win Miss America i hope that peace is FOUGHT for [huh] through out the world...wooohh apologies that is not me just had a 1970s flashback as if watching a beauty pageant. Me, i am mr.X-nyc and OF COURSE ONE SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE what is on the net[or in this case what i post] without researching KNOWN FACTs, but tomorrow's known facts are today's unproven ideas so read my post with a big grain of salt. as for the few that truly "Gnow" me they followed how ~21 ideas i first told them/publicized since the late 1960s as a kid have years later been awarded a Nobel prize that might read as to weird to be true, but if my few kept notes from when i lived in Da Bronx, later in Manhattan...[buried most of my ~30,000pgs+ in NYs ~1997/8]...are viewed by science please add those credits to the county that has led the world in Nobel prizes...is it in Europe?, Asia..no in Da Bronx. please remember i rarely use 100% correct grammar, as i place clues in my words like parables in ancient scriptures it is my way of separating the readers who care and try 2understand from those whom try to judge a book by its cover-price OF CORSE THESE POSTS IN NO WAY REPRESENT FOX5...myfoxny OR NO ONE ELSE ON THIS PLANE-T...unless of course it makes $$ then all take credit if it does make $$ please share a respectable amount of the profits with children in need in a non-sectarian method ,peace

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