akamrx's Blog

 ALL THE NEWZ THAT ONE CAN FAKE (for the real story i recommend on go to your fáv news web pages, maybe Fox 5 news. at MyFoxNY) oops was not to be shown till tonite 27th ,oh well

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 PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) ¿Interested In Buying SeaWorld?
    If so then they might replace the presently enclosed animals with Humans, but some humans being that they are hairier might be protected by their "furrier" appearance stated the PETA spokes"person" and in an under related story the new sign to replace the old DO NOT FEED THE ANIMAL sign will look like the familiar red circle with a dash within the red circle but a golden arch like M will be inside that red circle.

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Jets chairman has announced that he will be giving a price break in not charging the upper level patrons the added PSL for their stadium seats. On the down side fans sitting in those seats will be charged an SDL (Snack Delivery License) due to the fact that those seats are sooooooooooo far away from the concessioner supply rooms. this SDL will be based on the familiar prices we already see with UPS and FedEx shipping rates so fans can easily figure that a 5 dollar frank will cost 10 dollars and should be delivered to ones seat within 5 to 6 weeks so order your franks ahead of the game. GOOD LUCK  J-E-T-S  fans ... J-E-T-S   Jets!   Jets! CHECKS!(binoculars $200) (bathroom usage $250, discount for diabetics)
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A recording on the DELTA hot line explained the airport glitch in this manner:
 Due to our new policies on updating our customers with up to the minute news on any flight delays the present delay (RECORDED VOICE) "Atlanta, Georgia has control glitch" will cause major delays. To get more information please use call with / or text in the code word(s)  "Pepsi spill"  to gather more information of this complicated delay THANK YOU FOR IDLING WITH DELTA.
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In a story related to the football JETs pricing their stadium seats just to bid on them which was mentioned above, supermarket will implement a pay to browse price add on from 9 till NOON where if one wants to browse the meat isle it will cost 5 bucks,  otherwise wait till noon when all the good meat will have been taken leaving only you and a few vultures in the meat isle.

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AMTRAK THE dELTA OF THE RAILS.
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Though one might be accustomed to those SEARS auto photo booths or even family photo rooms they soon will include a pimp my baby photo express where photos will be taken then shopped around for he highest bidder.
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For more NY humor try viewing The Grube Tube LIVE on Thursdays via NYCs Time Warner's ch 35 10pm Thursdays or search youtube for retro shows like "The Grube Tube 20080529 PT1" not directly linking as being its a LIVE show and cable access thus some salty language does occur. ( not directly related to Grube.)