Three students at a Brooklyn High School, which included one Cheerleader, were suspended and barred from their graduation and may face criminal charges....for giving homemade slices of cake to teachers. Why? Because the cake was laced with a laxitive, that's why! Even though two of the teachers had to go to the hospital, they all survived the ordeal. One of the teachers being interviewed said, "Sorry but this interview is over....I REALLY GOTTA RUN!"
According to the NY Post, overweight people may be able to lose weight by sprinkling special seasoning over their food, which should cause them to eat less! What's the big deal? I've been doing that for years! It's called DIRT!!
Supposedly some fast-food chains are going to reintroduce tomatoes to their menu. It's my guess that they made that decision when their RATS stopped dying? Ya think?
And now for the graduating CLASS-LESS of 2008 The NEW YORK METS. YOU STINK!!!!
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