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by bigbadbob from Long Island NY

Last Post 6 days, 13 hours Ago


Now that a GALLON OF MILK is gonna cost  as much as a GALLON OF GAS.....I'm left with NO CHOICE! 

I'm just going to buy A COW and RIDE IT TO WORK!!!

A few weeks ago a high school student was suspended from school and not allowed to graduate with his class for giving his teacher  a  NOOGY??                                  

WOW!! One only wonders what would've happened if he had done a FOLLOW-UP WEDGIE!!!

Pam Anderson is looking to do a REALITY SHOW!      Just what about her IS REAL??                                         

I know....I know....she can call it SILICONE VALLEY!!!

And that's the way it is!

BBB

                                         

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jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 9:01 AM

I love it!
BBB, you da man!

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 1, 2008 | 9:03 AM

YOU DA GIRL! I feel so needed!

GabeNewman read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 9:05 AM

I'm just going to buy a cow.

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 1, 2008 | 9:07 AM

Gabe, you're in luck. BBB, knows a good used cow salesman. CALL ME!

BBB

JammnJay read my blog
Jul 1, 2008 | 4:16 PM

Goes to show ya that the world truly is a crazy place these days!!

BTW...I once gave one of my teachers a "wet Willie" while he was grading papers...does that count???

Jay

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 9:19 AM

Whoa! What's a wet willie Jay?

JammnJay read my blog
Jul 3, 2008 | 9:26 AM

Don't worry...nothing filthy...well, it's a little gross, but not smutty. Basically, you walk up to someone who looks really, really busy, you wet your finger and you stick it in someone's ear...or neck, but mostly it's done in the ear. Okay, it's pretty gross, actually.

Jay

JammnJay read my blog
Jul 3, 2008 | 9:27 AM

BTW...I never gave any of my teachers a "Wet Willie"....though I was tempted to. :)

Jay

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 9:42 AM

LOL!!! Too funny Jay!

I did some crazy things in high school, but never anything near that!

I used to go to my friend's classrooms and in front of the teachers and classmates, and I would say "Come on, we are hitch-hiking to the beach" and my friends would just leave their classes and follow me, while the teachers just stood there stunned.
It was funny, because my HS was so bad with bigger issues to worry about (murders, fights, etc.), that you could do things like that and never get written up.
The dean of girls was my best bud there, we used to hang out in her office, so I never got in trouble. LOL

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 3, 2008 | 11:07 AM

Until now Jane! Okay guys, close in. after all these years we finally got the infamous HITCH-HIKING BEACH BANDIT! I got it all down in my blog! BLOGS DON'T LIE! Or do they?!?!
Anyway don't quote me on this, but I think the penalty is noogys, wedgies and some WET WILLIES!
BBB!
BTW HAPPY FOURTH!

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Jul 4, 2008 | 1:30 PM

LOL! They finally got me!
If I were my mother years ago, I would have kept me under lock and key!
I think about all the crazy and dangerous things I did back then as a teen, and I just shake my head wondering how I survived. I had this crazy idea that you had to do drastic things at least once a week, in order not to be considered a boring person. So I led all my friends out of boredom, into risky situations every week. Now that I am a parent, I realize that was not so smart. Good thing this generation of teens has so much technology to keep them occupied and out of trouble. We didn't have enough stuff to keep us too busy to behave.

Happy 4th!

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 4, 2008 | 3:06 PM

Well I hope you got it all our of your system young lady!!!
My family dealt with my troubled past, by waiting for my to go to school, then they's move! That'll learn me.
We had technology back in teen years. It was called a church key! I never got in trouble 'cause the only thing I drank was soda. I've always hated booze. Still do!
Although I never used or needed the stuff, I still managed to get in trouble, only without the follow-up buzz my friends had!

Bsalty1974 read my blog view my photos
Jul 5, 2008 | 12:51 PM

About riding that cow! to work please don't give the city any reason to build hitching post, because it sounds like a real money maker there and Mr.Mike Bloomberg dosen't seem to miss a beat.I mean we just can't afford it.

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insane-person....It all started in a log cabin many years ago...WAIT!! HOLD UP HERE!! I've never even been in a log cabin! The closest I came was using their syrup on my wheatcakes! Okay, let's pick it up when I was eleven years old and started drumming. It began with me banging on the table..A LOT..and annoying the adults at dinnertime. I was fascinated by rythyms and soon included pots, pans and wooden spoons into the act...but before long people were using the wooden spoons on me...it was a new form of family marshal arts called "NUN-JA". Whenever I drummed on the utensils, a wooden spoon would appear out of thin air and find my noggin, accompanied by "Nun-ja do that in the house!", "Nun-ja do that at the table!", "You're giving everybody a headache!", etc. So I figured I'd join a band..only nobody wanted a percussionist who played table, pots and pans. I saved my allowance, bought a cheap set of drums, found a teacher, and the journey began. Imagine what it's like doing something you love and making a living at it!! At first that's all I could do..IMAGINE! But eventually it happened..I made my investment back by doing weddings and school dances. I progressed into Jazz, then R&B/Soul music and got a fulltime gig with a group called "The Jewels" in NYC that lasted 10 years. I then moved into pure Rock & Roll and, with one of the Jewels, founded a group that eventually became "JF Murphy & Salt". For years, besides drumming, I sang background with the group. But that ended when our sound guy got sick and his replacement found a "disconnected" wire in our sound system and plugged it in. When we started to play, there was this blood-curdling screech that was enough to empty everybody'

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