Now that a GALLON OF MILK is gonna cost as much as a GALLON OF GAS.....I'm left with NO CHOICE!
I'm just going to buy A COW and RIDE IT TO WORK!!!
A few weeks ago a high school student was suspended from school and not allowed to graduate with his class for giving his teacher a NOOGY??
WOW!! One only wonders what would've happened if he had done a FOLLOW-UP WEDGIE!!!
Pam Anderson is looking to do a REALITY SHOW! Just what about her IS REAL??
I know....I know....she can call it SILICONE VALLEY!!!
And that's the way it is!
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Professional Musician (www.freeflowingsalt.com)
/Comedy Writer/Artist/all-around-
insane-person....It all started in a log cabin many years ago...WAIT!! HOLD UP HERE!! I've never even been in a log cabin! The closest I came was using their syrup on my wheatcakes! Okay, let's pick it up when I was eleven years old and started drumming. It began with me banging on the table..A LOT..and annoying the adults at dinnertime. I was fascinated by rythyms and soon included pots, pans and wooden spoons into the act...but before long people were using the wooden spoons on me...it was a new form of family marshal arts called "NUN-JA". Whenever I drummed on the utensils, a wooden spoon would appear out of thin air and find my noggin, accompanied by "Nun-ja do that in the house!", "Nun-ja do that at the table!", "You're giving everybody a headache!", etc. So I figured I'd join a band..only nobody wanted a percussionist who played table, pots and pans. I saved my allowance, bought a cheap set of drums, found a teacher, and the journey began. Imagine what it's like doing something you love and making a living at it!! At first that's all I could do..IMAGINE! But eventually it happened..I made my investment back by doing weddings and school dances. I progressed into Jazz, then R&B/Soul music and got a fulltime gig with a group called "The Jewels" in NYC that lasted 10 years. I then moved into pure Rock & Roll and, with one of the Jewels, founded a group that eventually became "JF Murphy & Salt". For years, besides drumming, I sang background with the group. But that ended when our sound guy got sick and his replacement found a "disconnected" wire in our sound system and plugged it in. When we started to play, there was this blood-curdling screech that was enough to empty everybody'
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