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A man dressed as a SECURITY GUARD followed employees into a Times Square Western Union office, pulled a semi automatic weapon, robbed them and got away with thousands of dollars!  These IDIOTS seem NOT to GRASP the fact that their being caught on VIDEO!

Wouldn't it be ironic if he was caught by an undercover cop dressed as a BANK ROBBER??

Eight people were injured at the RUNNING OF THE BULLS in Pamploma Spain.  They do it thinking that it makes them MACHO!  NO it makes you a PUTZ!!!

You wanna be MACHO? Try crossing QUEENS BLVD. at the height of the rush hour!!

So let's see...we have A-ROD and his wife filing for divorce.  The Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook fiasco. Throw Madonna and Lenny Kravits in for BAD BEHAVIOR!  Oh and have I mentioned talk of Madonna's divorce?!?!?!

Now all you need is Kevin Bacon in the mix...and you have "SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION!!!"

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GabeNewman read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 12:01 PM

Here's some more news for you BBB! A local organization recently raised $20,000 for earthquake victims in China...

Yeah, they're taking the 20k and buying a billboard that will be mounted on the Great Wall. All it's going to say is "SPREAD OUT!"... in Chinese, of course.

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 8, 2008 | 12:10 PM

Gabe I know that you used to be a Rodeo clown, tell me that you didn't do the running of the bulls thing!! If you did....Um, you are a professinal and I don't include you in the Putz remark! Whew, that was a close one!

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 1:11 PM

Funny, we were just talking about Kevin Bacon this morning. That guy sure gets around. I'd love to see his assets. We recently did a mortgage for a well known actress buying in NY (can't say who though) and seeing her financials makes you think you are seeing double! You have to clear your eyes and look again to make sure you are really seeing what you are seeing. Amazing!


Jane

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 8, 2008 | 1:28 PM

Hey, when you got it..flaunt it. I have a lot of well knowns who are friends. When you're in that bracket, you had better get yourself some good finacial advisors. I love the undrerstated elegance some of them live by. You walk into their brownstones, lofts, penthouses...and are shocked. It's like the WIZARD OF OZ, isn't it? If it weren't my first wife, that might've been me! Every once in awhile I've thought of looking her up, so I could visit my money! But, Nah...The GOOD WIFE would kill me! So I'll just keep on begging in the street and eating used donuts, cutting out the bite marks! NOT! I'M doing great now! But still love to visit my friends!

Sanctus read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 3:20 PM

When you're a putz, you're a putz all the way
From your first stupid act 'til your last dying day....

Ha. Bob, let me know if you need any donuts or coffee...just come on down to 59th. We'll have some coffee, we'll talk, no big whup!

Daniel

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 8, 2008 | 7:19 PM

Thanks, but I can't have donuts anymore....Well I can eat'em, just can't swallow them! I really love you NY photos! I paint my own Xmas cards, using a NY theme. You guys want to see them? Let me know.

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 7:32 PM

It's an old one, but a good one....

Dude goes into the bank, unmasked and discreet...hands the Teller a small note that says "I have a gun, give me your money, keep QUIET!"...

The Teller, nonplussed and unruffled, calmly turns the note over, scibbles a bit, and slides it back to him....

It said "straighten your tie, Fool...they're taking your picture"....

Supposedly that's true, when the guy walked out and left (caught later)....Dunno, but serves him right....

Go steal from somebody that can afford the loss, Butthole...I need mine...!

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 8, 2008 | 7:36 PM

Good story. I bet his butthole hurts now!

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 7:53 PM

One does hope...

This is cool.....talk to somebody from Michigan in 4 minutes (sorta) without a phone bill!...

DW, Rowan co., NC, 35 miles due N of Charlotte...

Ever get the City Council and the Mayor figured out? - (About all I know of MICH, though I had a Chicago layover 2 lifetimes ago...19 yrs old, scared to leave the front of the Airport Terminal....we could smoke there!)

Glad to meetcha...

bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 9, 2008 | 6:43 AM

Back atcha!

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