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BBB'S NEWS VIEWS #4
Jul 22, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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According to Mattell, a new Barbie named Black Mary will be coming out in September. It looks like a sort of  S&M Barbie with black leather clothes and net stockings.

I guess an edition to her wardrobe will be a WHIP-ME-BEAT-ME-MAKE ME DIRTY TEE SHIRT!

 So now that 75 year old  Shubert President Phillip Smith has been granted a divorce from his  ex You-Tube-Tricia, he should take  his Viagra stash and try his luck on     THE BACHELOR!

Tricia will probably take her $750,000 settlement and start cruising the senior centers!

The court has overturned a $550,000 fine brought on by the US Government against CBS in the Janet Jackson Super Bowl (so called)  wardrobe malfunction, thus getting the network off the hook.

So I’m guessing that means no BOOBY PRIZE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MiikellFX5 view my photos
Jul 23, 2008 | 2:18 PM

You got some facts wrong on the doll... The news was making a big deal about this because it makes a better story than to tell the truth.
The Doll is called "Black Canary" and is based on a character from the DC Batman comic books. I always thought the fishnet stockings were a little much in the comic and not very practical for fighting crime... and though her outfit does smack of S&M it's not meant to be.
Catwoman would be a better S&M'er she has the whip!

Don't be too hard on Tricia.. someone had to fill in for Anna Nichol Smith.

If JT ripped off JJ's whole top would the fine have been.. $1,100,000?
bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 23, 2008 | 2:28 PM

OOPS! That's what I get for scanning instead of reading! I always got a rash from the stockings when I was crime fighting! That's another OOPS! No one is supposed to know about my crime fighting!
And Tricia, I feel so sorry for her, she only got $750 thou. Poor baby.
I say as far as JJ, let's try it and find out!
MiikellFX5 view my photos
Jul 23, 2008 | 2:52 PM

If you got that kind of money to see JJ's TaTa's rip away! Maybe Tricia will loan you some. I bet a person like her probably goes through $750 thou in a week.

Everybody scans! I was making an animated icon for my myspace page and in one segment it was the same picture with no changes. When I posted it on to myspace that segment flashed by.. I went back and added more shots and it still flashed by! Then I realized that since the picture was the same the server just scanned or skimmed over them. So I removed all the extra copies and made slight changes to the pics and it ran alright! Computers are human too!

Crimefighting? From what I heard you got that rash in the 80's from going to all those midnight showings of The Rocky Horror picture Show!

If you did use it for crimefighting.. how did that work? A person gets mugged and you show up wearing your fishnets and the muggers are laughing so hard that the cops have time to show up before they can get away?
I always thought "Fishnet Man" was only a legend!
bigbadbob read my blog
Jul 23, 2008 | 3:01 PM

NOW YOU KNOW!!! But I still get a rash! It's the rash that motivates me!!! GRRRR!!
BTW check out my website it'll take you to my MySpace page!
FISHNET MAN HAS SPOKEN!
I think I'll take a nap now!!
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