New York city’s “Naked Cowboy” was cuffed and arrested for playing his guitar in San Francisco’s Union Square, against park rules. What was he thinking? The loudest performers to date, were MIMES, and you know how loud they’re not! He showed up in court wearing his jockey shorts and a black $5,000 mink coat. The case against him was dropped on a technicality.
I guess with all the money he saves on clothing he can afford a $5,000 coat! I’m curious though. I wonder where he keeps his guitar pick!
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France’s new first lady admitted to posing for nude photos, too numerous to count. She said that she never realized just how many nude photos she did before meeting her new hubby French President Nicholas Sarkozy.
She claims that as France’s new first lady, she wants to pattern herself after our former first lady Jackie Kennedy??? NO, it sounds like to me that she’s patterning herself after the original first lady….”EVE”!!!
I wonder if she ever met THE NAKED COWBOY?!?!
The doorman who won $5 million in the lottery, hooked up with a 23 year old Swedish beauty who was charged with promoting prostitution at the strip club where she was working, Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club. She said that she merely greeted customers and had no idea what was going on inside the club.
DUH! Do the math! Honey, here’s a flash for ya….Any time the words “Big Daddy”! “Hot”! “Lap Dancing”! & “Club”! are grouped together, It’s NOT a QuiltingBee at a daycare center! If the doorman had met her before he won the lottery, she could’ve been his assistant…Can you imagine their TIPS?!?!
In Milwaukee an angry man was arrested for shooting his lawnmower with a shotgun because it wouldn’t start! He was drinking at the time.
I’m not sure, but he might be the same guy who’s wanted for strangling his WEED-WACKER! Makes ya sorta wonder if as a child he ever abused his hoes!
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