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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NEW YORKER -3
Aug 10, 2008 | 3:49 PM
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1-    If you’re trying to get alternate side of the street parking into the Olympics as a sporting event! 

2-    If your High School publishes a list of survivors!  

3-    If you don’t automatically think of somebody wearing a facemask as a Super hero!

 

4-    If you bowl overhand! 

5-    If you “BOB” for sushi in a Koi pond!  

6-    If your neighbor’s family photos are front and side shots! 

7-    If you’ve ever become intimate with someone on CONGA LINE! 

8-    If you use explosives and automatic weapons to go fishing! 

9-    If you can jump into a cab while it’s still moving! 

10-     If you use a blow torch for snow removal!

                  

              FYI....With ALL this said....

     I'M PROUD TO BE A NEW YORKER!!           

         I LOVE

     NEW YORK!

     BIG Bad Bob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sanctus read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 1:51 PM

Bob, you've got me thinking (possibly dangerous) about Olympic events that would be sure "take home the gold" winners for New Yorkers.

1. The subway shove and sit - a timed event judged on form, speed and style.

2. Car keying - judged on style, originality and strategic scratch placement.

3. Verbal joust - judged on creativity, emasculation potential and wit.

4. Line form - judged solely on the ability to form a line which does not actually resemble a line due to it's chaotic structure, but functions as one nonetheless.

5. Alternate street-side race - a timed event judged on how quickly one can move a car back and forth on a course without being ticketed by an international panel of police officers.

Sorry, Bob, I couldn't resist my own list! See what you started!?

Daniel
bigbadbob read my blog
Aug 11, 2008 | 2:33 PM

Or if you are a real New Yorker....You can go for the gold as a JAVELIN catcher!
Here's an idea, we could send CP over there and enter her as a POWER shopper!
BTW..cute picture, you're adorable!!

BBB
Sanctus read my blog view my photos
Aug 11, 2008 | 6:00 PM

Ha...that would be funny! I used to be, I guess, but I'm long past that! Have a good night.
bigbadbob read my blog
Aug 15, 2008 | 12:44 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!
BOB
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