Tic Tac Toe can be a very tricky game!
This is really hard to do. Click on the TicTacToe (below) to play.
See if you can beat the computer.
TicTacToe
The Secret is Out Now.....
Ernie Anastos For President?
In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a Plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company:
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
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And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Funny; I found this in my email, and I read it at the same speed as if it was written correctly. But what does that mean? Why then, are 45% not able to read it without unscrambling it? Who are the 55% and who are the 45%.........anyone?
Jane
Okay ready?
So you download this software that turns your computer into a free phone, (you can make it a video call if you want to use your web cam) and in minutes you are talking to people all over the world!
You can set your status to private or open. If you choose private, then only people you invite into your private network can call you online. Out of curiosity, I left my name open for people to call me. The sound quality is crystal clear! You can plug-in a headset or just use a microphone and your computer will be a speakerphone (make sure your sound is on)
The first call I got was a gentleman named Leonid in Russia (near Siberia) who was married with 2 kids, and working on his college homework. He asked me to help him use correct English. I was impressed because he spoke better English than some Russian clients I have that lived in the U.S. for the past 10 years. He was so nice! I was happy to help him as I always aced English in school. However, when I called him back to ask what grade he got on his paper, he said his teacher said some of my English was incorrect! Ha! How dare this Russian-speaking teacher correct my English when it was perfect! I guess there are different types of English depending on where you are from.
The last call I got was a few minutes ago; a guy named Johnny in France. I tried really hard to keep up the conversation but my French wasn't good enough. Okay, it was terrible! Eventually we had to disconnect because we couldn't understand each other.
What's cool is that you can conference 5 or more people together. I am not sure how many people can conference at once.
You might get unsolicited calls, but you don't have to answer them, and the caller can be blocked permanently with one click.
I am always going over my cell phone minutes, even though I subscribe to 2100 a month, so I figured if I use this as a phone too, I can save some cell minutes. I put multiple phone lines in my office, but sometimes they are all in use....so now I can make a computer call when there are no lines free, instead of adding more lines to my office.
It costs nothing to use, unless you want to own your own Skype phone number and be able to call people from your computer to their regular phone, then it's about $5. per month; but computer to computer is free of charge.......so when you have some free time, try it-------and Skype Me!
Jane
